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Saturday, February 24, 2007

Lost in the woods



Now it would appear that Boctor is seasoning the OUTSIDE of the Sausages, which to me is alot like putting chocolate on an unpeeled banana.
When Sausage is made, its made with a mixture of SEASONINGS, fat, and the meat, then its packed into the casing, usually sheeps Intestines, I know this, because I have actually made sausage before. There is absolutly no need to season the outside of the sausage, of even drizzle it with oil, the very attempt to do this would do nothing but suggest that the person cooking the said Sausage has NO CLUE what they are doing, then further more, saying, well it tasted good, would only be a testiment to the fact that the SAUSAGE was properly seasoned from the INSIDE, not the feeble attempt to appear like some culinary wizard by seasoning the outside.
I guess thats what a cluck does!



Monday, February 19, 2007

Toctor and that IHOP Slut!





How can he go wrong. Before we took that picture, Toctor told us that he was going to give that young cute IHOP gal the Old Pirate Eye. He explained that Old Pirate Eye is then you are fucking a girl from behind (Doggy Style) you put your thumb in her ass. Get your thumb all caked up with shit then stick it in her eye.

We never found out if he did give her the Old Pirate Eye we will investigate and get back to ya.

Just a little back ground on the Picture Above.

Monday, February 5, 2007

Last of the Video Montages

Here it is, my last Random video clip, from now on, I will be working on things with a plot!

Enjoy...

Monday, January 29, 2007

Not a bad day

Today wasnt bad at all, I met the D.O.B. for lunch, the food was boardering on sub par, but it wasnt a bad time at all











It wasnt bad, I talked Dobby into feeding the Geese some Elk Jerky, I dont know what he was thinking, they dont eat meat, but he did it and almost got attacked by the mother goose.









Oh whichita, what a nice place!

Saturday, January 27, 2007

I can't Friggin wait!!

I have been working on a few things, and I am so excited about them, I think when I'm done its going to look FABULOUS.

You will see in due time, It's like Christmas eve when I was a little kid, I just can't get done fast enough.

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Joctor & Loctor



How can you not dig these two? Not only are they sexy, great, outstanding, entertaining with slight comic genius from time to time, they are also corrupt, immoral, self loathing and mischievous, these two run there own plan to perfection and have been form many year. Joctor & Loctor plan on entertaining everyone that comes to this site with blogs, pictures, posts, Short movies and Long movies. There will be plenty of Buffoonery, nonsense ramblings, guest appearances from the Boctor and from the newest member the Toctordony

Monday, January 22, 2007



I also decided to build a snow giant! This one is almost as tall as the Boctor, it is about 8 Inches tall...

Plus I thought I would throw a few extra pix of me in here, since Joc and Boc think that I am a star...

Here are some star poses.


Sunday, January 21, 2007

Tall Cold Drink of Water

Today wasn't a bad day. Since it snowed I decided to venture out to the back yard to mess about in that bright chilly substance. Next thing you know I starting rolling a snow ball and it got bigger and bigger, so big I couldn't roll it so and little cydney girl had to helped me.



The roll continued The Boctor showed up to help roll the next ball. it started the size of a golf ball and ended some-what huge, and it got nasty. Boctor did help a little but spent most of his time throwing snowballs at a post in the back yard. He must of threw 200 snow balls and only hit it once. I threw two and it it on my second shot. Fuck I got a good arm.



Now the Cold Drink of Ice Milk is about 8 feet tall, almost as tall as Loctor.



The Joctor
This is a little montage of photo's from New Years Eve '06-'07
Since there are people out there who also have photo's of this night, but would rather photograpgh them selves through their mirror on an icey road.

Enjoy the Pics!


New Movie "One Hundred Five"

Well everyone here is our latest movie. It stars Loctor and I believe he is great. I am thinking he should win some award, Maybe an Oscar or an Emmy. I hope you enjoy. Loctor is a little upset that I made it about him. But he is a star in my mind, in Boctors mind and in Everyone's mind including the Loctors Mind.

Loctor and I will be in the works on a future film that will make everyone wonder, could there really be evil out there like this. Time will tell.



The Joctor