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Monday, June 30, 2008

The Muddy Ride

Toctor and I went on a nice muddy ride. We wanted Loctor to go but he was too much of a bush. Get you a fucking Bike, you son of a bitch. Join the club.



Tuesday, September 4, 2007

I can't believe that I forgot

On Aug 31, It was the Loctors B-Day and I forgot all about it, until just now. Sorry about that brother. Anyway, Happy Birthday, Loctor (AKA Moose). Its story time. I can remember a time when we were both little, I was probably about 13 and he was maybe 9. We were playing baseball in the back yard and Little Loctor was pitching me the ball and it was no soft ball it was a hard baseball, and I was batting. Standing at the plate like a tall drink of water. Well Loctor pitched me the ball and I line drived it into his eye, now I don't remember which eye, but I do remember he started crying before the ball left the bat. I couldn't believe the sound the ball made when it hit his eye. It sounded like someone took a stake out side and slammed it on the pavement. Little loctor must of cried for about 30mins and had one hell of a shiner. I Just wanted to take you down memory lane.

Saturday, August 4, 2007

Fear is a stinky colonge

I don't know how things work over at Homo's and bow tie, but here at JoctorLoctor, we like people to post comments, without screening them first, because we are not afraid of what people say, we want unfiltered comments, we want people to speak there minds and tell us what they think, weather its good or bad. That being said, the before mentioned site doesn't let you post comments that have not been approved, they are DESPERATELY afraid that some one will post that truth, that the homo's and bow ties SUCKS. They talk about enlightenment, using powers, all kinds of bullshit, or better yet, BS...(that's for Homo's and bow ties, since they love the 3rd grade talk) N E WAYS...
I think that they should open it up for free comments, but again, fear plays such a large part in the administrators life, that when he does reply to this post, it will reek with inexperience and unfunny come backs, we cant wait!

We here are JocLoc were asked to be writers on that shipwrecked site, but the catch was, we had to be censored, what kind of baby shit is that..

This post was brought to you by the letters, Y, O, U, and the word "SUCK"
and that's all directed towards Homo's and bow ties...

JocLoc out!

Sunday, July 29, 2007

My fire trip..



Man I had a good time, it was like having an all access pass to the airport and all of the equiptment and guns and ammo I wanted, god Dobby missed out!





Wednesday, July 25, 2007









Night out July 6th, 2007, Post is a little late. I have some spare time so I decided to post some silly looking, goofy looking people. look at Robert, WOW, and Loctor holy Jhit. Then there is the crew. Went to the loony bin then to have a pitcher or six and it was off to Boctordobs favorite place. Pleasures fine establishment. Boctor loves the high quality girls there. He gets laid every time he goes.

Saturday, June 23, 2007

Who is this Future star of Stage and Screen?




Put that in your dummy pipe and smoke it....

Dont be annonymis when you post, its ok to leave your name...we know its you pretending to be you C.A.F. or FTTE...

Sunday, June 10, 2007

Oh yeah...

One more thing, I did notice the picture of the pole vaulter...

Oh my...

some of the movies I like..

Been awhile..

I know that's its been awhile since I last posted, but I cant just sit by and watch a COMPLETE cluck have free reign without any consequences
The cluck is just that, a cluck, he rambles about NONSENSE, he isn't at all funny, and he starts his posts like he is addressing a preschool audience, " Today's blog is brought to you by the letters F,U,C,K, and the word OFF"!

And where is the soft core porn he promised ALL of us, he lied, anyone can go to Chubbyasiangirl.com and upload pictures, that's not soft core porn.

P.S. that little button that's at the top with the ABC and check mark, that's spell check, just cause you want to sound retarded in your blog, you don't have to go a cement the deal with your spelling, I mean, unless your typing with you elbows.