Well Boctor, Loctor and I will be getting prepared for the draft coming up here on Aug 24th. I got the 4th pick, Boctor got the 12th and Loctor got 8. I have a feeling it will be a good year for me and the NY Jets. Boctor was complaining on his blog about how none of his brothers had his back for the -2 points. Well I Voted with you, CLUCK! To the side is the New league logo and We will be getting a new trophy. I will post a pic of it when its done.

1st team all-american

#10 "Little" J.C., QB, Freshman, Kansas University.
First Team All-American
QB Rating 165.8
Passing Yards 2998 (School Record)
Passing TD 36 (School Record)

"Little" J.C. lead the Kansas Jayhawks to the AT&T Cotton Bowl.
Also helped TE Bradley Dedeaux win the Best TE Award and become and All-America.

"Little" J.C. adds quote That "Dui" Luis Bowers at Arizona couldn't hold my Jock on the field"

Mr. Moonshine

Nate Moonshine, 6'4 - 221lbs CB
From the little town of Walla Walla, Washington. In high school Nate was the all American party animal. That's is where he learned about his ability to drink. His best friend once dared him to take 22 shots of tequila. Nate did, but almost died. spent 10 days in the hospital getting his stomach pumped. After that Nate promised that liquor will never beat him. He usually drinks one case of beer per night. Nate started drinking before games is junior year in high school. He intercepted 7 ball one night after drinking a liter of Vodka. His Senior year he started sneaking a flask of liquor on the field so he could drink during the game. He went Kansas because they said it would be ok for him to play drunk and they will also provide the liquor for him on and off the field.

Little J's First Freshman card at KU

Little Jerry, Freshman, QB, Kansas University. 5'11 of pure power, rocket cannon arm, Lighting speed, Blue chipper, future NFL Star and for sure a lady's man. Favorite Quote "Look at that tall drink of Water"

4th of July

Well loctor and I blew up a few fireworks on the 4th of July, 2008. Shot off a few Excalibur Bombs. I guess we didn't read the instructions, but apparently your not allowed to put the mortar upside down in the tube, it kinda made a mess. By the way this post is brought to you by the letters C-L-U-C-K-D-O-B-B-Y.

The Muddy Ride

Toctor and I went on a nice muddy ride. We wanted Loctor to go but he was too much of a bush. Get you a fucking Bike, you son of a bitch. Join the club.

I can't believe that I forgot

On Aug 31, It was the Loctors B-Day and I forgot all about it, until just now. Sorry about that brother. Anyway, Happy Birthday, Loctor (AKA Moose). Its story time. I can remember a time when we were both little, I was probably about 13 and he was maybe 9. We were playing baseball in the back yard and Little Loctor was pitching me the ball and it was no soft ball it was a hard baseball, and I was batting. Standing at the plate like a tall drink of water. Well Loctor pitched me the ball and I line drived it into his eye, now I don't remember which eye, but I do remember he started crying before the ball left the bat. I couldn't believe the sound the ball made when it hit his eye. It sounded like someone took a stake out side and slammed it on the pavement. Little loctor must of cried for about 30mins and had one hell of a shiner. I Just wanted to take you down memory lane.

Fear is a stinky colonge

I don't know how things work over at Homo's and bow tie, but here at JoctorLoctor, we like people to post comments, without screening them first, because we are not afraid of what people say, we want unfiltered comments, we want people to speak there minds and tell us what they think, weather its good or bad. That being said, the before mentioned site doesn't let you post comments that have not been approved, they are DESPERATELY afraid that some one will post that truth, that the homo's and bow ties SUCKS. They talk about enlightenment, using powers, all kinds of bullshit, or better yet, BS...(that's for Homo's and bow ties, since they love the 3rd grade talk) N E WAYS...
I think that they should open it up for free comments, but again, fear plays such a large part in the administrators life, that when he does reply to this post, it will reek with inexperience and unfunny come backs, we cant wait!

We here are JocLoc were asked to be writers on that shipwrecked site, but the catch was, we had to be censored, what kind of baby shit is that..

This post was brought to you by the letters, Y, O, U, and the word "SUCK"
and that's all directed towards Homo's and bow ties...

JocLoc out!

My fire trip..

Man I had a good time, it was like having an all access pass to the airport and all of the equiptment and guns and ammo I wanted, god Dobby missed out!