I can't believe that I forgot

On Aug 31, It was the Loctors B-Day and I forgot all about it, until just now. Sorry about that brother. Anyway, Happy Birthday, Loctor (AKA Moose). Its story time. I can remember a time when we were both little, I was probably about 13 and he was maybe 9. We were playing baseball in the back yard and Little Loctor was pitching me the ball and it was no soft ball it was a hard baseball, and I was batting. Standing at the plate like a tall drink of water. Well Loctor pitched me the ball and I line drived it into his eye, now I don't remember which eye, but I do remember he started crying before the ball left the bat. I couldn't believe the sound the ball made when it hit his eye. It sounded like someone took a stake out side and slammed it on the pavement. Little loctor must of cried for about 30mins and had one hell of a shiner. I Just wanted to take you down memory lane.

Fear is a stinky colonge

I don't know how things work over at Homo's and bow tie, but here at JoctorLoctor, we like people to post comments, without screening them first, because we are not afraid of what people say, we want unfiltered comments, we want people to speak there minds and tell us what they think, weather its good or bad. That being said, the before mentioned site doesn't let you post comments that have not been approved, they are DESPERATELY afraid that some one will post that truth, that the homo's and bow ties SUCKS. They talk about enlightenment, using powers, all kinds of bullshit, or better yet, BS...(that's for Homo's and bow ties, since they love the 3rd grade talk) N E WAYS...
I think that they should open it up for free comments, but again, fear plays such a large part in the administrators life, that when he does reply to this post, it will reek with inexperience and unfunny come backs, we cant wait!

We here are JocLoc were asked to be writers on that shipwrecked site, but the catch was, we had to be censored, what kind of baby shit is that..

This post was brought to you by the letters, Y, O, U, and the word "SUCK"
and that's all directed towards Homo's and bow ties...

JocLoc out!

My fire trip..

Man I had a good time, it was like having an all access pass to the airport and all of the equiptment and guns and ammo I wanted, god Dobby missed out!

Night out July 6th, 2007, Post is a little late. I have some spare time so I decided to post some silly looking, goofy looking people. look at Robert, WOW, and Loctor holy Jhit. Then there is the crew. Went to the loony bin then to have a pitcher or six and it was off to Boctordobs favorite place. Pleasures fine establishment. Boctor loves the high quality girls there. He gets laid every time he goes.

Found this in a Meth dealers house

Who is this Future star of Stage and Screen?

Put that in your dummy pipe and smoke it....

Dont be annonymis when you post, its ok to leave your name...we know its you pretending to be you C.A.F. or FTTE...

Oh yeah...

One more thing, I did notice the picture of the pole vaulter...

Oh my...

some of the movies I like..

Been awhile..

I know that's its been awhile since I last posted, but I cant just sit by and watch a COMPLETE cluck have free reign without any consequences
The cluck is just that, a cluck, he rambles about NONSENSE, he isn't at all funny, and he starts his posts like he is addressing a preschool audience, " Today's blog is brought to you by the letters F,U,C,K, and the word OFF"!

And where is the soft core porn he promised ALL of us, he lied, anyone can go to Chubbyasiangirl.com and upload pictures, that's not soft core porn.

P.S. that little button that's at the top with the ABC and check mark, that's spell check, just cause you want to sound retarded in your blog, you don't have to go a cement the deal with your spelling, I mean, unless your typing with you elbows.

Just had to post this

Just Outstanding!!!

WOW!

Quote

"It was so hot the other day, I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking"

"I don't want anyone with me who isn't with me"

-Old Guy

Found this in the Film Vault

I can't believe what I found, Some lost film of the past. It should be special and stars one hell of a human being.

Airsoft War Part II

Here you go, another little war CQB Style.

Enjoy

My Dawg in Iraq

My Dawg Mike G, is over in Iraq. He sent me this picture thought it was Fucking Cool.
Stay Safe over there Mike G.
"Why don't you guys tell me these things" -Mike G 1998

Slient But Deadly

For Jerry W.

Here you go Jerry, hope you like.

Long Time No Post

Its been a few since anyone has posted on here. I got the OK from J-Dog at work to post him pulling a massive Hose. Boy he really know how to work it? Be Careful J-Dog, not to rip that shirt at the sleeves.

Lost in the woods

Now it would appear that Boctor is seasoning the OUTSIDE of the Sausages, which to me is alot like putting chocolate on an unpeeled banana.
When Sausage is made, its made with a mixture of SEASONINGS, fat, and the meat, then its packed into the casing, usually sheeps Intestines, I know this, because I have actually made sausage before. There is absolutly no need to season the outside of the sausage, of even drizzle it with oil, the very attempt to do this would do nothing but suggest that the person cooking the said Sausage has NO CLUE what they are doing, then further more, saying, well it tasted good, would only be a testiment to the fact that the SAUSAGE was properly seasoned from the INSIDE, not the feeble attempt to appear like some culinary wizard by seasoning the outside.
I guess thats what a cluck does!

Toctor and that IHOP Slut!

How can he go wrong. Before we took that picture, Toctor told us that he was going to give that young cute IHOP gal the Old Pirate Eye. He explained that Old Pirate Eye is then you are fucking a girl from behind (Doggy Style) you put your thumb in her ass. Get your thumb all caked up with shit then stick it in her eye.

We never found out if he did give her the Old Pirate Eye we will investigate and get back to ya.

Just a little back ground on the Picture Above.

Last of the Video Montages

Here it is, my last Random video clip, from now on, I will be working on things with a plot!

Enjoy...

Not a bad day

Today wasnt bad at all, I met the D.O.B. for lunch, the food was boardering on sub par, but it wasnt a bad time at all











It wasnt bad, I talked Dobby into feeding the Geese some Elk Jerky, I dont know what he was thinking, they dont eat meat, but he did it and almost got attacked by the mother goose.









Oh whichita, what a nice place!

I can't Friggin wait!!

I have been working on a few things, and I am so excited about them, I think when I'm done its going to look FABULOUS.

You will see in due time, It's like Christmas eve when I was a little kid, I just can't get done fast enough.

Joctor & Loctor

How can you not dig these two? Not only are they sexy, great, outstanding, entertaining with slight comic genius from time to time, they are also corrupt, immoral, self loathing and mischievous, these two run there own plan to perfection and have been form many year. Joctor & Loctor plan on entertaining everyone that comes to this site with blogs, pictures, posts, Short movies and Long movies. There will be plenty of Buffoonery, nonsense ramblings, guest appearances from the Boctor and from the newest member the Toctordony

I also decided to build a snow giant! This one is almost as tall as the Boctor, it is about 8 Inches tall...

Plus I thought I would throw a few extra pix of me in here, since Joc and Boc think that I am a star...

Here are some star poses.

Tall Cold Drink of Water

Today wasn't a bad day. Since it snowed I decided to venture out to the back yard to mess about in that bright chilly substance. Next thing you know I starting rolling a snow ball and it got bigger and bigger, so big I couldn't roll it so and little cydney girl had to helped me.



The roll continued The Boctor showed up to help roll the next ball. it started the size of a golf ball and ended some-what huge, and it got nasty. Boctor did help a little but spent most of his time throwing snowballs at a post in the back yard. He must of threw 200 snow balls and only hit it once. I threw two and it it on my second shot. Fuck I got a good arm.



Now the Cold Drink of Ice Milk is about 8 feet tall, almost as tall as Loctor.



The Joctor

This is a little montage of photo's from New Years Eve '06-'07
Since there are people out there who also have photo's of this night, but would rather photograpgh them selves through their mirror on an icey road.

Enjoy the Pics!

New Movie "One Hundred Five"

Well everyone here is our latest movie. It stars Loctor and I believe he is great. I am thinking he should win some award, Maybe an Oscar or an Emmy. I hope you enjoy. Loctor is a little upset that I made it about him. But he is a star in my mind, in Boctors mind and in Everyone's mind including the Loctors Mind.

Loctor and I will be in the works on a future film that will make everyone wonder, could there really be evil out there like this. Time will tell.



The Joctor

Loctordu

Don't be that way. Lets just start over

NEXT SEASON!!!

Fuck New England..
Fuck Brady..
Fuck Marty..
Fuck the fucking turnovers that kept N.E. in the fucking game..
Fuck you!

Go Breese!

WELL, Well, well

Looks like Marty ball blew it again (Goose), and someone owes me a bottle of Turkey. I don't see why you guys never believe me. I KNOW FOOTBALL. Hell when will you guys learn. Goose you should of know Marty would fuck it up for you guys. He is the only coach who can take the best team in the league and lose the first game of the playoffs. Hell he has the Best running back. i think he is scared to go out and when he is always playing not to lose. I know how you feel goose, now Boctor, I should be receiving that Bottle of Turk here Soon Shouldn't I. If you ever want to bet again of Football Boctor just let me know. because your knowledge on football is like a womans knowledge on meat. they enjoy it, like to play with it but they don't actually know how to work it.

Chargers 21, New England 24

The Joctor

Cream Pie, Cream Pie, Oatmeal Cream Pie. Who wouldn't love a Cream pie. I remember when a box cost about .89 cents now they are a 1.19 what gives. You can never go wrong with a cream pie. The only way you can go wrong is get one of those Large Cream Pies. The large ones overload your senses with way too much cream and if you eat too many large one it could mess up your taste buds to where you might stop liking cream pies. Cream pies go good with everything from sandwiches to chips, after you have a long night of drinking and parting when you get home have a couple of them. They are even good with beer.

The Joctor

How can he?

First, I must admit, I am alittle taken by the Joctors recent Playoff predictions. He stood out on a limb by saying a team that clearly had no business being in the playoffs, was going to the Super Bowl, He firmly believed this, hell, he posted this prediction. Second, Marty ball only works with a seasoned QB, a Qb that Marty is willing to place all his eggs in, I like Rivers, but hs isnt that proven QB that marty needs to play that style of ball, so there for he has to keep playing the way he has been all year. Go to LT, Win with LT....

I am putting a new spin on things....

Playoff time is LT time..and LT time is winning time!


Put that in your pipe and smoke it!

The Bet

Info on the up coming bet with The Boctor (AKA so called Jedidob) I bet Boctordob that the Charges will not be making the superbowl this year. I know this because Marty ball will be running ramped soon which will cause the chargers to choke. I know this might bother Loctor, because he is a charger fan.

I made this bet to proved that Boctor knows nothing about football. He claims to know every aspect about football but I am positive that he doesn't even know how to spell football. Its amazing all the fake Knowledge he throws out there trying to convince everyone that he should be employed by Fox or ESPN talking football info. Boctor is a pud.

Now if the Charger don't make the superbowl, Boctor will have to buy me a Sm-all bottle of Turk, (AKA Thanksgiving nector, or Gobbler). If by some chance the Charger make the show of shows I will get him a Mini-bottle of Misty Water.

One last note, if Boctor wants some of this action my door is alway open.

The Joctor

So scary...I can't believe it!

SO here we are, pumping short videos out like they are hot cake...
SO I decided to put together a trailer for a film that is in the work...


Hope you enjoy...you may have to leave your lights on!