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Monday, January 29, 2007

Not a bad day

Today wasnt bad at all, I met the D.O.B. for lunch, the food was boardering on sub par, but it wasnt a bad time at all











It wasnt bad, I talked Dobby into feeding the Geese some Elk Jerky, I dont know what he was thinking, they dont eat meat, but he did it and almost got attacked by the mother goose.









Oh whichita, what a nice place!

Saturday, January 27, 2007

I can't Friggin wait!!

I have been working on a few things, and I am so excited about them, I think when I'm done its going to look FABULOUS.

You will see in due time, It's like Christmas eve when I was a little kid, I just can't get done fast enough.

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Joctor & Loctor



How can you not dig these two? Not only are they sexy, great, outstanding, entertaining with slight comic genius from time to time, they are also corrupt, immoral, self loathing and mischievous, these two run there own plan to perfection and have been form many year. Joctor & Loctor plan on entertaining everyone that comes to this site with blogs, pictures, posts, Short movies and Long movies. There will be plenty of Buffoonery, nonsense ramblings, guest appearances from the Boctor and from the newest member the Toctordony

Monday, January 22, 2007



I also decided to build a snow giant! This one is almost as tall as the Boctor, it is about 8 Inches tall...

Plus I thought I would throw a few extra pix of me in here, since Joc and Boc think that I am a star...

Here are some star poses.


Sunday, January 21, 2007

Tall Cold Drink of Water

Today wasn't a bad day. Since it snowed I decided to venture out to the back yard to mess about in that bright chilly substance. Next thing you know I starting rolling a snow ball and it got bigger and bigger, so big I couldn't roll it so and little cydney girl had to helped me.



The roll continued The Boctor showed up to help roll the next ball. it started the size of a golf ball and ended some-what huge, and it got nasty. Boctor did help a little but spent most of his time throwing snowballs at a post in the back yard. He must of threw 200 snow balls and only hit it once. I threw two and it it on my second shot. Fuck I got a good arm.



Now the Cold Drink of Ice Milk is about 8 feet tall, almost as tall as Loctor.



The Joctor
This is a little montage of photo's from New Years Eve '06-'07
Since there are people out there who also have photo's of this night, but would rather photograpgh them selves through their mirror on an icey road.

Enjoy the Pics!


New Movie "One Hundred Five"

Well everyone here is our latest movie. It stars Loctor and I believe he is great. I am thinking he should win some award, Maybe an Oscar or an Emmy. I hope you enjoy. Loctor is a little upset that I made it about him. But he is a star in my mind, in Boctors mind and in Everyone's mind including the Loctors Mind.

Loctor and I will be in the works on a future film that will make everyone wonder, could there really be evil out there like this. Time will tell.



The Joctor

Sunday, January 14, 2007

Loctordu

Don't be that way. Lets just start over

NEXT SEASON!!!



Fuck New England..
Fuck Brady..
Fuck Marty..
Fuck the fucking turnovers that kept N.E. in the fucking game..
Fuck you!

Go Breese!

WELL, Well, well



Looks like Marty ball blew it again (Goose), and someone owes me a bottle of Turkey. I don't see why you guys never believe me. I KNOW FOOTBALL. Hell when will you guys learn. Goose you should of know Marty would fuck it up for you guys. He is the only coach who can take the best team in the league and lose the first game of the playoffs. Hell he has the Best running back. i think he is scared to go out and when he is always playing not to lose. I know how you feel goose, now Boctor, I should be receiving that Bottle of Turk here Soon Shouldn't I. If you ever want to bet again of Football Boctor just let me know. because your knowledge on football is like a womans knowledge on meat. they enjoy it, like to play with it but they don't actually know how to work it.

Chargers 21, New England 24

The Joctor

Thursday, January 11, 2007

Cream Pie, Cream Pie, Oatmeal Cream Pie. Who wouldn't love a Cream pie. I remember when a box cost about .89 cents now they are a 1.19 what gives. You can never go wrong with a cream pie. The only way you can go wrong is get one of those Large Cream Pies. The large ones overload your senses with way too much cream and if you eat too many large one it could mess up your taste buds to where you might stop liking cream pies. Cream pies go good with everything from sandwiches to chips, after you have a long night of drinking and parting when you get home have a couple of them. They are even good with beer.

The Joctor

Tuesday, January 9, 2007

How can he?



First, I must admit, I am alittle taken by the Joctors recent Playoff predictions. He stood out on a limb by saying a team that clearly had no business being in the playoffs, was going to the Super Bowl, He firmly believed this, hell, he posted this prediction. Second, Marty ball only works with a seasoned QB, a Qb that Marty is willing to place all his eggs in, I like Rivers, but hs isnt that proven QB that marty needs to play that style of ball, so there for he has to keep playing the way he has been all year. Go to LT, Win with LT....

I am putting a new spin on things....

Playoff time is LT time..and LT time is winning time!


Put that in your pipe and smoke it!

The Bet

Info on the up coming bet with The Boctor (AKA so called Jedidob) I bet Boctordob that the Charges will not be making the superbowl this year. I know this because Marty ball will be running ramped soon which will cause the chargers to choke. I know this might bother Loctor, because he is a charger fan.

I made this bet to proved that Boctor knows nothing about football. He claims to know every aspect about football but I am positive that he doesn't even know how to spell football. Its amazing all the fake Knowledge he throws out there trying to convince everyone that he should be employed by Fox or ESPN talking football info. Boctor is a pud.

Now if the Charger don't make the superbowl, Boctor will have to buy me a Sm-all bottle of Turk, (AKA Thanksgiving nector, or Gobbler). If by some chance the Charger make the show of shows I will get him a Mini-bottle of Misty Water.

One last note, if Boctor wants some of this action my door is alway open.

The Joctor

Monday, January 1, 2007

So scary...I can't believe it!

SO here we are, pumping short videos out like they are hot cake...
SO I decided to put together a trailer for a film that is in the work...


Hope you enjoy...you may have to leave your lights on!