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Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Nocturnal Emissions

Answer Me This, I was wondering is it ok to still have constant wet dreams or shall I say nocturnal emission at the age of 33? What is the cut off age for wet dreams? If you constantly having wet dreams say, 3-6 per week would that be considered weird, excessive or just a water sport. Do wet dreams classify as a water sport? I mean it involves getting wet, getting your heart rate up, blood flowing, loss of fluids and if you’re doing it 3-6 times a week you must be fairly good at it. Maybe they should make it an Olympic Sport. There are lots of water sports in the Olympics such as water polo, diving and swimming. Can you drown yourself in a wet dream? Say one night you are in a very deep sleep and you have a wet dream that is wetter than normal I mean a shit load of fluid, but this doesn’t wake you. Through the deep coma like sleep you toss and turn and somehow the semen gets into your mouth and down your wind pipe and you drown. It could happen. The answer is yes, you can die in a wet dream. Its like falling in your dream, they say if you ever hit the bottom you will die. So inclosing, I believe Wet dreams or Nocturnal Emissions if your Politically correct should be considered a water sports because, it involves excessive fluid loss, a state of euphoria, elevated heart rate and you do chance of death.


The Joctor

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